a viola who plays hockey rather than rowing. yup.

hopefully future astrosomethingorother

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officialfemme:

if you ever think you’ve screwed up academically, just remember that once I was doing a presentation in media class and my laptop wasn’t connecting to the projector so I said “fUCKIGN CHRIST” to myself but forgot that the microphone in front of me was still on so not only did the entire floor of my very anglican school hear me but my speech was also being filmed for moderation and eventually a group of 50+ elderly teachers had to watch it for grading purposes

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

staff why

Sy-Fy are sponsoring tumblr and need the publicity for their new movie about the life of a Triple Crown winning horse who underwent radical gene therapy and became; Sharkretariat!

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thesixpennybook:


historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

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darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

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